Get them some weed and they will be lazy and won't be evil anymore.I have to save the world from squirrels by Sunday! Any advice?
The way to defeat insurgent squirrels is in fact very simple. Bluster loudly about an anti-squirel troop surge. Go to congress and ask for more billions in our war against radical squirels. Claim that the money is for the troops. Then very quietly go to the various leaders of the squirel insurgency and pay them vast sums of american taxpayer monies. Presto-Changeo the breakneck pace of squirel led terror groups on their way to world domination will slow dramatically. It is precicely NOW that you must strike ! This very Sunday in fact !
Whilst the radical squirels are busy gloating over their money, send Chuck Norris into thier midsts, as he will sure kick some squirel butt, thus saving the world from nut-devils and tail fluffers for ever !
Hey, its as good a plan as any the Bush Administration has come up with.....
You should trick them into a net. Put peanut butter on the ground and they will come to the net and you could catch them all and then take them on a rocket and ship them to outer space :)
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I do not know if the peanut butter will work for squirrels but it will work for rats. (according to the movie Wanted). LOL J/K
%26lt;3 Jess
i didn't know that the world was in danger of being ruined by squirrels, but thanks for the heads up. there is this one squirrel that lives by my house and he is completely black. it's the only one i have ever seen. i think he is the ring leader, if you can get to him i think you are good - do you need directions?
Its not the squirrels you have to worry about, its the horses. They are controlling the other animals! Take out the horses and the squirls will become the happy, mischievous devils we all know and love. Good luck!
Thats just what the horses want you to believe:)
Ok, first, go to the grocery store and buy 3 tubs of mayonaise. then spread it all on the trees. Squirrels hate mayo!!! then once they knock out from the taste of it take your shot gun and BOOM shoot em! ^_^
Okay then...
Poisen all the nuts. (Nuts from the trees)
and also get alot of BB Guns and BBs
Watch your nuts
Awwwwwwww poor squirrels, send em my way I'll feed em for ya. My birdfeeders have now become bird/squirrel feeders :S
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Awwwww...I like squirrels. I haven't seen one in a while so I'm kinda missin' 'em right now.... ;-(
fart and it'll be like an atomic bomb xD
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