Tuesday, August 24, 2010

It is known ( that pygmy flying squirrels normally have a weight distributed with a mean of 40 grams and that?

...I can't help you with these one.

Is there any one that likes squirrels and polka dots?

squirrelIs there any one that likes squirrels and polka dots?
I love polka dots (and stripes too)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!鈥?br>




Squirrels are okay. I love the sound they make. It's so cute!





Why are they called polka dots, anyways?

Why does my breath smell like squirrels?

I think the larger question is how do you know what squirrels smell like? You little squirrel sniffer you.Why does my breath smell like squirrels?
I never smelled a squirrel..but assume I would not want to smell one..


If this is a serious question it could be diet related.. maybe a good cleaning at the dentist could be of help..Why does my breath smell like squirrels?
Because trolls eat squirrels and have poor oral hygiene.
I really don't but I also really don't care...
So, how close do you have to get to a squirrel to compare breath??
Brush you teeth and lay off the squirrels.
LOL i dont even know what squirrels smell like. wanna fill me in?
gotta stop eatin squirrel!
Youre stupid.





Oh well, 2 points for me.
EWWWW.. You be NASTY!
.............wtf!
you been sucking on to many nuts?








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  • What kinds of teeth do rats, squirrels and gnawing animals use?

    molars, incisors, premolars, canine. and etcWhat kinds of teeth do rats, squirrels and gnawing animals use?
    Squirrels and rats belong to a group of animals called rodents. Their front teeth never stop growing.They have upper and lower pairs of ever-growing, rootless incisor teeth. Why? Because rodents are always chewing and gnawing, so their teeth must grow to keep from grinding down to nothing.What kinds of teeth do rats, squirrels and gnawing animals use?
    the reason the gnaw is because if they didn't, There Teeth would Be 8'' Long!

    Squirrels hibernate in the winter or not?

    not that i am aware. i've always thought them to be quite active during the winter. then again, i live in the south and our winter is not as cold as others and i dont know how much of a difference that would make...Squirrels hibernate in the winter or not?
    there are different types of squirrels...


    the ones you see are the tree squirrels they do not hibernate but the flying and ground squirrel do hibernate..Squirrels hibernate in the winter or not?
    NOT
    Some species do and some don't.





    The smart ones do to hide from the freezing weather.

    Squirrels in my attic?

    we got a squirrel that chewed her way in to our attic, im concerned cause i have a newborn baby and the landlord f the house doesn want an exterminator cause he thinks he can handle it himself but it has been several days and no luck... what should i do? should i be concerned about diseases or fleas?





    i know this is not the correct category but you guys are the only ones answering seriously, thanksSquirrels in my attic?
    Look in the Yellow Pages or online.


    There are companies that will remove the squirrels in a humane manner.


    My neighbor had a problem with Raccoons and Squirrels and they hired a company to do the job.


    Squirrels don't have much of a problem with fleas which is a minor problem,but they can carry Rabies.


    Now that is a serious concern with a new baby.


    Give your landlord a written complaint to fix the problem.


    Tell him you will with hold rent or move or both.


    It is the responsibility of your landlord to provide you with safe premises.


    This is your right.


    You pay him rent and you better take him to task.Squirrels in my attic?
    I wouldn't worry a squirrel in your attic giving diseases to your child. Obviously make sure the squirrel is nowhere near your child anyway to avoid bites (which would be extremely unlikely to happen because squirrels generally don't attack unprovoked, and a newborn can't really provoke a squirrel).





    If it's confined to the attic I'd say it presents no real risk to you or your baby. Squirrels aren't particularly disease-ridden anyway.
    lol i love the title of the question,


    keep the baby away from the attic,


    maybe in a room you know would be


    close to you but safe form the animal.


    you dont know what diseases that animal


    could carry. if the landlord does not want


    an exterminator then make him do it.


    but if he doesnt, then hire one behind his back.
    omg lady ..its a squirrel ..Its not going to hurt your kid. The pestcides to exterminate might kill your kid ..give him MS or Luekemia down the road. Killing animals for your convienience is simply wrong. If it truely frightens you to have a little nut eating squirrel in your attic. Get a live trap and release him


    SQUIRRELS DO NOT CARRY RABIES, rats, dont mice dont!

    Random Poll: Do you think squirrels are evil.?

    they act like there not scared of humans, and i had one chase meRandom Poll: Do you think squirrels are evil.?
    yes cuz they are little brown rats with a huge fluffy tale. the tale just makes them more lethal! WHAM! DING! DONG! DOUBLE WHAMMY!Random Poll: Do you think squirrels are evil.?
    i dont think many things are evil


    its a religious word
    Not really...
    They're nuts!
    no
    no

    Why do people dislike squirrels?

    They regard them as nothing more than pest or rodents. They're cute.Why do people dislike squirrels?
    I love squirrels.Why do people dislike squirrels?
    I love the little tree-hoppers! They are absolutely adorable! I keep my cat (';Der Tanz Der Schatten';, aka ';Schatti';) in the house because he will catch and eat them. NOOOOO! BAD KITTY!!!





    There is this one squirrel that hangs out by my house and I named her ';Miss Rosey Tail'; because her tail is a very pretty rosey shade. She absolutely adores Oreos, oranges and brown rice. She will eat out of my hand. I give her peanuts once in a while and she buries them for later. I bought her some strawberries the other day, but she's not sure what to think of them yet. She'll come around eventually. She's such a cute, good little squirrely girl.





    I LOVE squirrels. In Scandinavian mythology, squirrels were messengers. They are not only all around my home (Miss Rosey Tail is only one of many), but they are fairly prominent in my culture! How cool is that?





    ~Morg~
    they look like they could run and jump on you and rip your face off.There hyper and fast,
    in the forest squirrels are OK, noisy little chatterers. little noisy little camp robbing punks.


    Not a problem.


    Kind of entertaining!


    In the city(no effective predators) they are property destroying, song bird destroying , attic invading little vandals.





    The typical effect of city living on our innocent youths.
    I think they are kind of cute. I go to the park and run sometimes and i bring a bag of bread and i tear them in pieces and they come so close to me that you would never think they are scared of humans. I think they are special and I never thought wild animals would do that...
    i don't know. while we're on the subject, why don't they like rats, mice or cockroaches either?
    I don't dislike squirrels. Some of my best friends could be considered squirrels.
    I guess I'm not people because I love squirrels!!!! I wish I could hop like one. :D
    Try keeping a bird feeder filled - you'll find out why.


    They empty it out in ten minutes,wasting half of it to the ants on the ground, when the birds could eat off of it for days.





    Also, try having a garden or even a flower bed, when they find it they will ruin it.
    Cute and even funny BUT oh man are they vicious!


    The all black in colour ones are the most bad.


    They can damages building, by living in attics, walls, porches. By groups of them.


    Let put it to you this way- I have a 4 year old and this squirrel guards his stash of food (All we know is by the big cedar tree.


    She goes out to play, with in 10 mins. top you can see things goes flying out of the bushes. NUTS, She is screaming, this crazy thing is running and jumping in mid air around her.


    The squirrel won, she in house. It's happy, she sad, looking out the window.


    So that's why I don't care for them, but would never hurt it. Even buy food for it in winter time.
    not me I love them besides how can any1 dislike them there so cute
    I love squirrels and especially my little brother, we love to observe them at the bus stop, lol
    Yes. I think they are cute little balls of fluff.
    they have rabies and people don't like death or rashes.
    I think squirrels are cute. We feed ours that come around peanuts. They love them. We like to watch them play. However I do hate rats %26amp; mice.
    Once they get used to being around people, they get used to you and they become a nuisance. Especially if people get into a habit of feeding them.


    On my campus nobody likes to eat outside because squirrels will come out on the table near their food and try to steal some (as a result of people feeding them in the past). They also become a little agressive...throwing things at them does not scare them anymore.


    As animals, they are fine....just enjoy them from a distance.

    If pancakes continue to take over the World, what can squirrels do to try to contain the run away pretzels???

    If pancakes are taking over the world, then where do the pretzels come in?? Last time I checked, pancakes weren't pretzels...but I am totally gonna date youIf pancakes continue to take over the World, what can squirrels do to try to contain the run away pretzels???
    leave the squirrels to the pretzels, and I'll try to fix the pancake problem. yum!!If pancakes continue to take over the World, what can squirrels do to try to contain the run away pretzels???
    The squirrels can eat. Oh, they always must eat. And then we must run over them with our large automobiles on our way to IHOP.
    They can give them to the beavers to build a squirrel house!
    The squirrels must get on their bikes and ride! Jumping from tree to tree will just not cut it in a squirrel-eat-pancake kind of world! Either that or they need to get out of the treeratrace.
    Bugger the pretzels, they should hang on to their nuts.
    I want what you're smoking.
    They will conspire to take over the maple syrup factories and threaten to stop production unless the pancakes agree to their terms. because we all know that pancakes are useless without maple syrup..it is their achilles heel. As for the pretzels..well there really is no hope there.
    motorcycles
    They will have to migrate to South Estonia and then phone up a Volkswagon Beetle to run the pancakes over. After that the pretzels wont bother out of fear for the giant German Beetle with wheels
    The squirrels must call upon the sparrows to assist them in their valient quest!
    then maybe the merpeople from jupiter can put makeup on the icecream sprinkles,thus creating a psychotic brain transplantat the same time.this will create an aversion for the dopey squirells making them invulnerable to the running pretzels.Do you not agree?
    who shot who with the what now?
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  • Is the deportation of squirrels illegal?

    if so does ghangus khan own the blue prints for kinder eggs?


    did hitler blow goats?Is the deportation of squirrels illegal?
    If I knew who 'ghangus khan' was I could help you a bit more. Is he a cousin of the famous one then?


    In answer to your questions, no the deportation of GREY squirrels is not illegal as they are American and the gun crime is therefore higher.


    Yes 'ghangus' probably had the blueprints as Kinder eggs taste like they were laid by his cousin.


    As for your third question I really have no idea what you are on.


    But you made me laugh have a starIs the deportation of squirrels illegal?
    Ghandi works at Burger King.
    yes it is.........
    Yes.


    No.


    Maybe.
    I don't know what you're on, but mine's a pint!!!
    No, as long they don`t have their nuts on them.
    Yes.

    Are we now using squirrels as spies? Were they grey or red?!?

    Press Assoc. - Tuesday, July 17 05:16 am





    Iran has claimed that 14 squirrels found near the nation's borders were spies. The state-sponsored news agency IRNA said: ';In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders. The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services.'; Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam said: ';I heard of this but I have no specific knowledge on the subject.';Are we now using squirrels as spies? Were they grey or red?!?
    Anybody remember Secret Squirrel? He was a spy, so it could be true.Are we now using squirrels as spies? Were they grey or red?!?
    That's where we got the expession:Let loose the squirrels of war.
    I assume that the Iranians confiscated the squirrels Ipods
    Anything is possible, why would you be shocked? God Bless.
    This seems to be the case. Squirrels are agile, smart and can blend in seemlessly with the Iranian public when wearing their disguises.


    Britain has a secret unit of Hedgehog spies, but despite their improved combat effectiveness due their spikes, their use has been under review when it was found they have a weakness for honey mixed with milk.
    LOL - that would be cool if we could.
    ';Squirrels'; is an euphemism!
    Just shows you, these Iranians are f*****g nuts !!
    sheep and donkeys too, lol
    They arrested squirrels?!





    there was one in my garden yesterday, are we not safe in our own homes anymore?!
    Can squirrels really spy? They are after all animales. Can dogs spy? Can birds spy? Can rabbits spy? I tell you I am going to keep a closer eye on my cats...
    Um...%26amp; i guess their job content is different from Moles...who work underground.
    What the F*** will the Iranians come up with next, A s s holes. pmsl

    Is it alright if i invite all the neighborhod squirrels to my house to watch the superbowl?

    The thing with squirrels is that they are very nervous and the suspense of the game might be too much for them.Is it alright if i invite all the neighborhod squirrels to my house to watch the superbowl?
    I'll bring the nutsIs it alright if i invite all the neighborhod squirrels to my house to watch the superbowl?
    A Few More Nuts Can Never Hurt~
    Well of course it is, that's very nice of you... :)
    not only is it alright, it would be damn un-neighborly if you didn't.
    i think it would be great as long as they root for the Indianapolis colts
    Invite whoever you want to your house.
    Yes that would be nice of you.
    As long as you have the nuts!
    That would be so super fun!! my squirrel (Dr.Zhivago) is a big hockey fan, but i'm sure they'd like love to come.
    Dad?? stop getting drunk and posting comments on Yahoo.
    sure it is... any educational program is really good for evolution :)
    your house and your guest. no problem here.
    sure thang monkey pants
    tell them to bring the nuts
    only if you let them spend the night....

    I need a song for a thats for a youtube video about the secret life of squirrels?

    I dont know wat to put and i really need help but dont copy my movie!!!I need a song for a thats for a youtube video about the secret life of squirrels?
    anything danny elfman or elevator music depending on the mood


    and PLEASE email me the link. it sounds hilarious.


    email:


    alisterblack22@yahoo.comI need a song for a thats for a youtube video about the secret life of squirrels?
    Could you download something on the internet from the chipmunks? Remember the cartoon? or maybe the bullwinkle theme? Good Luck!

    Do cats chase squirrels?

    i know this is a dumb questions





    cats are preditors, do they look at squirrels as prey?


    im sorry, i dont live anywhere near squirrelsDo cats chase squirrels?
    Um My cats never have chased them.Do cats chase squirrels?
    With Cats, anything that moves is fair game ;)
    Well... not most. My cat is evil though. Kills anything she can get her cute wittle paws on. hahaha
    yes they do,,, my cat caught one and let it go in the house. can I tell you how much fun it was for 3 nights trying to sleep, worrying that the squirrel was going to bite me as I slept?? after the 3rd night I found it running around in the family room and scared it back outside with a broom...
    my cat does
    That's not really a dumb question! We have strays and squirrels and I noticed that the strays didn't seem to do much chasing of squirrels which I found odd.





    But I did see them stalking a squirrel once, so I would imagine the answer is yes if they're in the mood.





    EDIT: LOL - who did I piss off that I got two TD's? *titter*
    My cats kill at least 2 squirrels a week. THERE IS NOWAY TO STOP IT EITHER. we live in the country, and squirrels are abundant.
    Yes im sure cats chase squirrels- they chase birds-mice, shoot anything that catches their attention-
    Yep they do. They'll usually go after rodents (mice, moles, squirrels, etc.) and birds, lizards, snakes, that stuff. Stuff they can eat or just catch for fun.
    cat's don't chase squirrels. they only the birds, fish, and mice.
    Thats not a dumb question. Cats chase them and do think they are prey. My cat once caught a squirrel!
    I know of two cats that do. One cat is ruthless and will chase the squir rel right up the tree.

    I've been giving free food to homeless squirrels affected by the LA fires, but...?

    Yes Frankie... 100,000 homeless squirrels is no fun indeed.I've been giving free food to homeless squirrels affected by the LA fires, but...?
    I cannot get away from the imagine of you feeding our nasty rabies carrying squirrels... That's so... sweet? And I am glad you put this under Religions, because I prophesy that, lol, I mean lo, thou hast a great chance to lay down thy life for the squirrely. Verily.





    And I say that with visible flames within 5 miles of my house.





    Thanks for the smile.I've been giving free food to homeless squirrels affected by the LA fires, but...?
    How can you make jokes about something like this? How dare you! But how can we expect you to understand the devasting truth of what is going on? It's not like you live in that area.......
    This is squirrel grooming you perv. Talk about getting your kicks for peanuts. Here here Nutkin I've got a peanut and a warm place for you.





    Of course Frankie is right. You frivolous Bastah!!
    You have to first read them the bible and the ones that are not hungry enough will leave.





    PS you can replace the bible with any other novel, squirrels wont care
    call the political correctness police
    Fires are serious and you find time to make jokes about them? Shame on you.
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  • Do you like Squirrels,the Red ones are Tasty.?

    I have a Badger bashing spoon :PDo you like Squirrels,the Red ones are Tasty.?
    The red ones do make better looking soldiers in my squirrel army.....Do you like Squirrels,the Red ones are Tasty.?
    Personally I prefer the brown ones. They're not as bitter, you know?
    Elvis used to have some great recipes for squirrel pie. He favoured greys, I believe.
    you will have more choice now because the black ones are here (FACT)
    i aint seen a red one for years the grey ones are bullies lol

    With female grey squirrels preferring black mates - I joke not - are they copying female human behaviour?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-…With female grey squirrels preferring black mates - I joke not - are they copying female human behaviour?
    The little sluts. Must be something in the drinking water. Got to be that.With female grey squirrels preferring black mates - I joke not - are they copying female human behaviour?
    If the Grey Squirrel is mating with black squirrels oh well but in regards to white women being with black men, they are just whores and will eventually be wiped out, hopefully by one of my many weapons.
    I think even squirrels can appreciate more aggressive sexual behavior! It is not the colour that is attracting them, it is the higher testosterone levels!
    good glad the new black squirrels are taking over the grey, just like the american grey coming over and taking over our red sqirrels, fuc*ing americans



    awww there so cute =0)





    Please dont include me in that 'female behaviour'





    Never eeeewwwwww x
    I DONT KNOW. MAYBE YOU ARE FUNNY NOT RACSCIST
    PMSL! I'd answer that, but i'd probably be shot....

    Do wild squirrels have names?

    I was on a walk today with my friend, Ben, when a squirrel ran through the grass next to us. I said ';Hey Ben! Look at that squirrel!'; and as I said ';Ben';, it froze and looked at me. It started to run again and I called to it but it wouldn't stop. Then I said ';Ben'; again and it stopped and looked at me again. It ran a third time and the only way I could get it to stop was by yelling ';Ben';. I wonder if its name was Ben too.Do wild squirrels have names?
    lol I guess it's possible, but you were probably saying ';Ben'; in a diferent tone of voice, animals respond to tone, not words.Do wild squirrels have names?
    i doubt if they do have names they have english names, maybe it was the sound of your voice that caught it's attention
    Clearly it was
    Possibly...next time ask to see some form of id, just to be sure they're not messing with you
    dude, gimme some of that weed you're smokin'.


    my local squirrels just ignore me!
    only if you name it:P i bet someone else named it Ben before you ran across it. but that's funny:)

    Do flying squirrels bite or scratch?

    Both if they feel threatened.Do flying squirrels bite or scratch?
    Repeat after me, ';wild animals are wild';.





    The long answer is, any wild animal will use any weapon at his disposal when threatened. Add to that, momma may not like you messing around either.Do flying squirrels bite or scratch?
    yes try to catch one and see what you get
    any animal can bite or scratch, they will bite first, cats do the scratching, i had a flying squirrel, and their are really sweet if you handle them plenty, their fast, so watch. just dont startel them when their sleeping, they will tend to nip.
    they bite if the object is bigger than them and scratch if it's smaller.
    YES, AND YES. Please, do not get an exotic pet until you have truly researched them, made sure that you have access to a vet that is familiar with them, and you have spoken with the local/state group that has dedicated themselves to rescuing unwanted Flyers.





    If after you have done all this, please consider adopting an unwanted flyer, rather then patronizing a breeder who sells for money, not caring if the buyer has the right information on caring for them, or a decent vet that they can actually afford to go to.





    Exotics rarely last 12 months - either they die through neglect and ignorance or they get dumped at a rescue.





    Please, do your research, and think about this VERY, VERY CAREFULLY.
    depends on how bad you piss them off
    both
    yes
    I have no idea!
    both they will do what ever they can to protect them selves
    both

    With female grey squirrels preferring black mates - I joke not - are they copying female human behaviour?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-…With female grey squirrels preferring black mates - I joke not - are they copying female human behaviour?
    The little sluts. Must be something in the drinking water. Got to be that.With female grey squirrels preferring black mates - I joke not - are they copying female human behaviour?
    If the Grey Squirrel is mating with black squirrels oh well but in regards to white women being with black men, they are just whores and will eventually be wiped out, hopefully by one of my many weapons.
    I think even squirrels can appreciate more aggressive sexual behavior! It is not the colour that is attracting them, it is the higher testosterone levels!
    good glad the new black squirrels are taking over the grey, just like the american grey coming over and taking over our red sqirrels, fuc*ing americans



    awww there so cute =0)





    Please dont include me in that 'female behaviour'





    Never eeeewwwwww x
    I DONT KNOW. MAYBE YOU ARE FUNNY NOT RACSCIST
    PMSL! I'd answer that, but i'd probably be shot....
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  • Do flying squirrels bite or scratch?

    Both if they feel threatened.Do flying squirrels bite or scratch?
    Repeat after me, ';wild animals are wild';.





    The long answer is, any wild animal will use any weapon at his disposal when threatened. Add to that, momma may not like you messing around either.Do flying squirrels bite or scratch?
    yes try to catch one and see what you get
    any animal can bite or scratch, they will bite first, cats do the scratching, i had a flying squirrel, and their are really sweet if you handle them plenty, their fast, so watch. just dont startel them when their sleeping, they will tend to nip.
    they bite if the object is bigger than them and scratch if it's smaller.
    YES, AND YES. Please, do not get an exotic pet until you have truly researched them, made sure that you have access to a vet that is familiar with them, and you have spoken with the local/state group that has dedicated themselves to rescuing unwanted Flyers.





    If after you have done all this, please consider adopting an unwanted flyer, rather then patronizing a breeder who sells for money, not caring if the buyer has the right information on caring for them, or a decent vet that they can actually afford to go to.





    Exotics rarely last 12 months - either they die through neglect and ignorance or they get dumped at a rescue.





    Please, do your research, and think about this VERY, VERY CAREFULLY.
    depends on how bad you piss them off
    both
    yes
    I have no idea!
    both they will do what ever they can to protect them selves
    both

    Do wild squirrels have names?

    I was on a walk today with my friend, Ben, when a squirrel ran through the grass next to us. I said ';Hey Ben! Look at that squirrel!'; and as I said ';Ben';, it froze and looked at me. It started to run again and I called to it but it wouldn't stop. Then I said ';Ben'; again and it stopped and looked at me again. It ran a third time and the only way I could get it to stop was by yelling ';Ben';. I wonder if its name was Ben too.Do wild squirrels have names?
    lol I guess it's possible, but you were probably saying ';Ben'; in a diferent tone of voice, animals respond to tone, not words.Do wild squirrels have names?
    i doubt if they do have names they have english names, maybe it was the sound of your voice that caught it's attention
    Clearly it was
    Possibly...next time ask to see some form of id, just to be sure they're not messing with you
    dude, gimme some of that weed you're smokin'.


    my local squirrels just ignore me!
    only if you name it:P i bet someone else named it Ben before you ran across it. but that's funny:)

    Question about squirrels...?

    LOL this is so random but I'm sitting by my window and I just saw a squirrel jump all the way from my roof onto a small, skinny tree branch. How do squirrels always jump so far and manage to land on such a small tree branch with such precisioon. They never fall! LolQuestion about squirrels...?
    They have built in high tension springs in their legs, their bones have tiny air holes that make them lighter so the tiniest of branches wont break. They also inhale, and hold their breaths so they have more air time. Dont ask how they get extra propulsion in mid air.


    As far as precision goes, they have cross hairs built in their retina so they can hit their targeted branch on the point. On a rare moment they do fall, and its a sad sight, as the other squirrels will tease him/her relentlessly. Hope that answers your questions :)Question about squirrels...?
    But yes, they sometimes do fall. One was in the habit of doing the same thing from our roof. One day my wife cut the branch off as it hung too low in the yard. We were sitting on the porch when the squirrel made his jump and there was no limb. He hit the ground and sat there a minute with the most surprised look. We almost rolled off the porch laughing.
    I love those little red squirrels - they seem to fly through the trees. Just make sure they're not making a nest in your attic. One kept trying to climb my gutters last year. Once they're in there, it's hard to get them out.
    i guess that was gods plan.
    i'm not to sure about that one ... i wonder the same about how they run face first down a tree... they never fall...lol....

    How many squirrels....?

    would I need to skin, in order to make a full length fur coat?





    Don't worry, I won't waste the meat, friends will be only for a barby later.





    Cheers and many thanks for your answers. :)How many squirrels....?
    Have you any idea how closely the squirrel is related to God's finest creation?


    Stand in the corner.How many squirrels....?
    Hey friend i hope you are not serious....
    only the caged ones.. it won't take many girlie!
    200
    Hey lay your mitts off my pal Squirrel Cage. In the mean time, feel free to lay your mitts on me...as long as you're not gonna skin me...
    YOU DON';T NEED TO SKIN ANY SQUIRRELS!!! THEY ARE LIVING ANIMALS!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!
    probably like about 50 or so, I know, I've tried
    Brrrr, suddenly I am feeling very nekkid or exposed.


    %26lt;rapidly looking for a quick exit%26gt;
    I would say at least 120 .
    same as the happy guy
    Let the squirrels live!
    Full length, you say? %26lt;twinkle in eyes%26gt;





    How long is full length? Well if you are average in height, you would be around 5'8, and at that height, as long as you are not round like a beach ball, you would need (hmmmmm let's see, carry the 9, add 2 more dozen) ....ah yes, we have a grand total of 495 full grown male squirrels needed.
    For a Size Small- 65 corn fed fat ones-Large-150-Ex-large 350-
    waaaaaaaaaa?? Dont make a coat out of em, stuff them and make a kick azzzz stuffed squirrel army out of them like janitor did. i wish i had a squirrel army. i just have one ferocious one who tries to attack me if i dont give him peanuts and one that i lured into my house with a peanut trail and once inside he went ballistic. did you know that squirrels can climb curtains like a fireman climbs a ladder. they do, and even after opening all your windows and doors trying to chase a squirrel out of your house is impossible albeit a rockin' good time.
    A workable skin is about 4 inches x 5 1/2 on a normal squirrel. I'm guessing at least 100 to make a full length coat. I'll mail you a few dozen if you are interested. BTW - Hey SquirrelCage
    ZERO

    When are squirrels most active?

    In my experience mornings and evenings like Eric said. I generally find them to be a bit more active before 9:00am though.


    Sorry about all the BS comments you received.When are squirrels most active?
    warm weather sunlight and lots of foodWhen are squirrels most active?
    I see them most in fall when they are frantic to find and bury nuts, that be kinda y the season is in fall.
    When they're lookin to bust a nut.
    Dawn and dusk.








    Well, then Dood.. I must be a hick.. proud of it too then.
    Morning and the evenings...they tend to move around the same time as deer.
    when theyre holding their nuts
    When they're hungry -- which is all the time. I've never seen a season without squirrels (I do live in the Southeast, so there's no really cold weather or snow for them to content with.)
    summer
    * Early Morning, and Late Afternoon. *
    u must be a true hick to hunt squirrels
    spring duh! ;)
    during the day
    A lot of people have said in the afternoon but I have never seen any squirrels more than I do in the morning. I wake up and when I look out my kitchen window they are everywhere. I also noticed this while I pheasant hunting. I go out real early and see tons of squirrels in the morning but as the day goes on I see less and less.
    LOL...........when they are looking for food!...........LOLOL!!!!
    In missouri they are most active around this time of year.
    when runnin from a hungry kitteh! merowwwwwww
    While they are humping your gouged eyeball to give you aids.
    when they are awake.


    Probably more so when they are fed.


    Be smart.


    idiot
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  • Are Flying Squirrels Native to Alberta?

    we have them in maineAre Flying Squirrels Native to Alberta?
    They live in the southern US and warmer climates.Are Flying Squirrels Native to Alberta?
    Absolutely!!! Found in Journal of Applied Ecology 2005.

    Are Squirrels Rats with fuzzy tails?

    thats exactly what they look like cant stand neitherAre Squirrels Rats with fuzzy tails?
    A Squirrel is a rodent and so is a rat. Both are members of the rodent family but not related by blood.Are Squirrels Rats with fuzzy tails?
    yes but squirrels taste like chicken (serious)





    don't know what a rat smells like....





    but hey....I think I smell a rat....
    No squirrels dont eat trash and garbage like rats. Also squirrels live in trees =D
    they're tree rats, but taste good...

    Do squirrels eat Hosta?

    My hostas are about 10'; tall, and every clump on both sides of the house are all gnawed on and ragged. This never happened before, but we have a lot more squirrels since I started feeding birds.


    Help!Do squirrels eat Hosta?
    Wow I hope not!! I have a lot of hosta and even more squirrels, never had that problem. I'd be more inclined to think its rabbits.

    Are Flying Squirrels Native to Alberta?

    we have them in maineAre Flying Squirrels Native to Alberta?
    They live in the southern US and warmer climates.Are Flying Squirrels Native to Alberta?
    Absolutely!!! Found in Journal of Applied Ecology 2005.

    Are Squirrels Rats with fuzzy tails?

    thats exactly what they look like cant stand neitherAre Squirrels Rats with fuzzy tails?
    A Squirrel is a rodent and so is a rat. Both are members of the rodent family but not related by blood.Are Squirrels Rats with fuzzy tails?
    yes but squirrels taste like chicken (serious)





    don't know what a rat smells like....





    but hey....I think I smell a rat....
    No squirrels dont eat trash and garbage like rats. Also squirrels live in trees =D
    they're tree rats, but taste good...

    Do squirrels eat Hosta?

    My hostas are about 10'; tall, and every clump on both sides of the house are all gnawed on and ragged. This never happened before, but we have a lot more squirrels since I started feeding birds.


    Help!Do squirrels eat Hosta?
    Wow I hope not!! I have a lot of hosta and even more squirrels, never had that problem. I'd be more inclined to think its rabbits.
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  • Help squirrels have taken over my house!?

    I came back from vacation and I found thousands of rabid squirrels running amongst my house. What do I do?Help squirrels have taken over my house!?
    Just a little exaggeration,don't you think.





    How many 3-5,is more likely the figure and how do you know they are Rabid?





    Get a grip of yourself(or your nuts)and call in the pest exterminator,he will sharp get rid of them,before they do any more damage.Help squirrels have taken over my house!?
    get a lot of pet cats and a few mongooses oooh and a tiger to eat the kats and moongooses aannnnddd a elephant to eat the tiger the set the elephant free in a walmart parking lot but you should ride it there and buy it a car so i can drive because walking takes a while and then you should buy it a pet mouse and then train it to fetch people so you can get your friends to come to you and then you should feed it pre schoolers %26gt;={ } because they are full of protiene ahhhhhhhgtrrummmmm hehehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
    get a shotgun and shot dem 1 by 1 den u have the problem ov the blood stains but at least u can saii hahah lil f***ers die b****es got ya hahah its a game lol jokz


    big a boo i c u haha got ya agen


    oo yh about ur puddles its ruined me garden ill send u da bill
    if they are rabid get rid of them immediately. If they are just noisy still get rid of them as they can chew through wires and cause fires. Local council should have a pest person but no doubt you will be charged.
    LOL.





    Seriously though? Call a pest control company or perhaps maybe even regional animal control.





    LOL, thousands. :3
    runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn鈥?


    or call policccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    you better watch your nuts.
    LMAO.....
    a bullet to the brain

    Do squirrels mate for life?

    I've read different sources saying that they do, and then I'll read something that says they never mate with the same squirrel twice? Which is it, and if it varies between types/breeds of squirrels, can you tell me which one does what?Do squirrels mate for life?
    If the female signals she is ready, the closest male will take advantage. So, they don't mate for life. The males takes before the babies are born.





    Gray Squirrels mate in January, but Red Squirrels mate in February and March. The male squirrel will chase the female who has signaled that she is ready to mate. This chase may last a long time. Much chattering and tail twitching accompany this. The females always chose their mate. There is a seldom-serious fight that happens between the females or males. By the time the babies are born, the male is always gone.Do squirrels mate for life?
    Monogamy is usually practiced only by animals in which the males take part in parental care. Male squirrels take no role in parental care, so they won't hang around while the female is nursing her young. They are free to pursue other females after mating. Of course the female is also free to seek other males after mating as well.

    Can squirrels drink milk?

    can baby squirrels have milk


    if so, warm or cold


    if not what can they eat or drink and how to prepare it?Can squirrels drink milk?
    Yes, but you have to scald it, put it in the microwave for about 45 seconds till right before a boil. Then take it out and let it sit till it is warm so not to burn its mouth. Make sure you do not feed it to fast or the milk will bubble through it nose and this can cause it to get a respiratory infection and die. Here is a site you can look at that will tell you everything you need to know http://users.hal-pc.org/~jbsum/squirrel.鈥?/a> . You can also put a little bit of yogurt in the milk(just enough to coat the spoon). This will help with digestion and potty.Can squirrels drink milk?
    Yes, they only drink chocolate milk though. make sure it's not regular milk.

    Do squirrels eat small birds?

    Great question. And I love the answers you have received as well.





    This is a perfect example of the need for people to actively explore the natural world around them in order to discover how it really operates. It also emphasize the unfortunate ';mob mentality'; on Yahoo Answers where someone will give a wrong answer and then a bunch of people parrot the incorrect reply just because it ';sounds right';.





    Rest assured that most of the folks who answered are in fact clueless to reality. Squirrels will eat the eggs of birds and will also feed on newly hatched young birds. In fact certain city parks here in California have been virtually depopulated of nesting birds due to the high concentrations of Eastern Gray Squirrels. The squirrels don't need to eat eggs or young birds as their numbers are subsidized by the many generous yet ignorant people who feed them peanuts and all sorts of other treats, unwittingly contributing to the wiping out of myriad songbirds that would otherwise live here.Do squirrels eat small birds?
    I have just seen a grey squirrel eat a goldfinch. Another squirrel came by and wouln't touch the remains. I saw this squirrel eating a golfinch yesterday. He picked them off of one of my thistle feeder bags.

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    Do squirrels eat small birds?
    Ha, I have some bird feeders in my back yard.. Some squirrels try to get the feed. They eat what falls on the ground along side the birds. Like one big happy family. They do not bother them around here any way..I hang the feeders on fishing line thinner.. so squirrels can't climb onto feeders. Helps. Pem
    Although squirrels don't hunt and are normally vegetarian, I have seen squirrels in a country park go through the bins for scraps. I once watched a squirrel pick a chicken drumstick out of a bin and scamper up into a tree where he proceeded to eat it. So they are not danger to small garden birds (other than pinching the food we put out for the birds) but like to eat birds that have been killed and cooked by people! They usually eat acorns and other types of nuts and seeds from trees.
    There used to be a robin's nest on top of my porch, and it was really interesting to watch because it was right next to my glass door. Then a squirrel climbed up and ripped the thing apart. They do that with a lot of nests around here. I guess it was searching for the babies. o_0;
    Yes, they will eat eggs and small chicks out of a nest if they come across one, they are a common nest predator.
    In the breeding season all Squirells both Grey and Red will take young birds from their nests
    Indeed, squirrels have been known to partially eat birds chicks from nests if this is what you mean by small birds
    Errrh, no.
    Actually - some squirrels WILL raid birds nest and eat eggs and small nestlings. As far as capturing and eating small fully grown birds, though - probably not.
    They are rodents, basically. I seriously doubt that they would eat a bird. Someone mentioned that they would eat eggs and baby birds, I've never heard that, but who knows?





    They will eat a lot of things. Here you can buy corn for them to eat. I've heard they like peanut butter.





    They do prefer to eat the bird seed in my feeder. After having them chew through and ruin a couple, I bought a metal and solved the problem. Although, they will also make short work of any bird suet put out as well.





    Here, they favor nuts, mainly the hickory nuts from the surrounding trees. They will also go after walnuts but I think they'd prefer a nut that's not incased in the walnut ink and probably horrible tasting gunk that surrounds the actual nut.
    Yes. Squirrels are omnivorous - meaning they will eat basically anything. They have been known to raid bird nests for eggs and babies. I have not heard of them actually attacking an adult bird of a small species, but that doesn't mean they don't. - I'm not sure about that part, but I'm sure about the eggs and babies.
    this is from the humane society





    The squirrel diet varies with the seasons and the availability of plant material (such as nuts, fruits, flowers, and plant buds) that almost entirely makes up the animal's larder. Squirrels also occasionally eat bird eggs or nestlings, and may even pounce on small birds at feeders鈥攎uch to the dismay of human witnesses who assume that squirrels are passive vegetarians
    Aren't they herbivores? I think they are so I'll say no they don't eat birds.
    no they eat pine cones
    wtf .......no.
    they r herbivorous!
    No they don't, they are herbivores, so you should be safe to go out in the woods tonight.
    no, they are veggies
    they do not. squirrels are not known for eating other animals or meat in that matter. They will eat nuts but not birds.
    NO, squirrels are vegetarian (well they might eat a few bugs but thats the closest to a steak that they will get)

    Spiritually Speaking should we: Feed the Squirrels! Let them know its christmas time!!!!?

    i vote YES ...squirrels enjoy turkey, stuffing , and pie, just like other peopleSpiritually Speaking should we: Feed the Squirrels! Let them know its christmas time!!!!?
    Up to you. I think yes, it is not nice to let anything starve.Spiritually Speaking should we: Feed the Squirrels! Let them know its christmas time!!!!?
    Squirrels are rats with fluffy tails.

    Is there any way to keep squirrels off my roof? ?

    Get a couple of shakers of cayenne pepper from your local grocery store and sprinkle it around the edges and under the trees. Squirrels hate the smell of that stuff, it gets on their paws and burns their noses and eyes. Within two weeks you should have them trained to not get on your roof, unfortunately if it rains in there, you'll have to redo it.Is there any way to keep squirrels off my roof? ?
    Buy some Wham-o Squirrel Repellant at Home Depot. It got rid of all the cats on my roof!Is there any way to keep squirrels off my roof? ?
    AIM N SHOOT.
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  • Squirrels are eating my sunflower seedlings! what do I do?!?

    I planted some sunflower seeds about 10 days ago and they've sprouted and were looking great - that is until the squirrels ate the leaves and stems of EVERY SINGLE SEEDLING! What do I do?! Are my sprouts still salvageable? Please Help! :(Squirrels are eating my sunflower seedlings! what do I do?!?
    No, they're not salvageable. Plant new seeds, and scatter whole cayenne peppers in that area.Squirrels are eating my sunflower seedlings! what do I do?!?
    If they ate the stems they are done. They won't grow back. And good luck with those squirrels. We have them and deer. We can't grow anything without them eating it.
    tie your dog close to them and make it scare it away or put a trap or a killing trap
    put up a fence
    a pellet gun works very well! But you got to be berry berry quietHE,heh, Your not hunting wabbits ya know?

    I can't understand why Billy Joel wrote a song about squirrels. Did his apartment have a rodent problem?

    Uptown squirrel...you've been living in your uptown world...uptown squirrel....I can't understand why Billy Joel wrote a song about squirrels. Did his apartment have a rodent problem?
    Thanks for making my last question not seem so lame.I can't understand why Billy Joel wrote a song about squirrels. Did his apartment have a rodent problem?
    inspired by this maybe?.... http://boldt.us/places/nyc/subway/squirr鈥?/a>
    Because squirrels are awesome and he understood that.





    -bf jb nm
    I guess this means you're back now. I'm going to report this question for being stupid and get it deleted so it feels like you never left. You're welcome.
    I don't understand why he wrote ANY of his songs.





    Yeah I said it. And John ';Cougar'; Melloncamp. Like nails on a chalkboard.
    OMG...I thought it was Uptown Girl...


    Squirrels...now it all makes sense. Thank you for opening my eyes!
    Ha Ha don't knock the piano man

    Saturday, August 21, 2010

    Do you stop for squirrels or run them over?

    anyone who says they run them over is either a cynic teenager or an assholeDo you stop for squirrels or run them over?
    I stop! I mean, if you were a harmless animal who went out in front of a car, would you want them to kill you? Also it puts them through pain.


    It's just rude to do that! I even stop for bugs and toads if i can! Why are you asking this anyway??Do you stop for squirrels or run them over?
    If there is not a lot of traffic, its best for you to stop because you wouldn't want to hurt the animal :( and if there's like a lot of traffic, then i think its best for you to avoid it.
    Id stop and let them get across the road. I hate when ppl hit little animals and deer and then just leave them in the middle of the road.
    I slow down and hope they move fast if not try to go around them but i would rather hit them then end up in a wreck or hurt somebody behind me.
    I try my best to stop. But if it is going to hurt a humans life. Well its going to have to be the squirrel i kill!
    I think it's a law you can't stop because then you endangering the people behind could get hurt.
    I'll slow down to try and let them pass, but if they don't move I'll stop or drive around them. :D
    I stop for any living things in the road.
    STOP!!





    Well, my mom stops. I can't drive yet.
    run them over. lol.
    definitely stop. Cats, not so much
    umm stop or swerve.
    LOL


    stop

    Please Answer~I want a mountain cur dog for hunting squirrels...I am having trouble finding puppies for sale..

    I do not know where to look I have searched the web and still nothing i am looking for a breeded preferbly near ohio but it don't matter and i want one by christmas about 8 weeks old. Thanks!Please Answer~I want a mountain cur dog for hunting squirrels...I am having trouble finding puppies for sale..
    I have a bluetick best dogs ever. But I thought about a black mouthed cur also. There is a magazine called ';Full Cry'; i think that they should have a website, also did you look on line for hounddogs. Even though curs are not offically 'hounds'; they are often listed as such, for thier scent hunting abilities. www.blackmouthcur.com


    www.dogbreedinfo.com/blackmouthcur.htm


    www.blackmouthcur.com/ladner's_bmcs.ht鈥?


    www.fullcry.com


    these might help you outPlease Answer~I want a mountain cur dog for hunting squirrels...I am having trouble finding puppies for sale..
    http://www.meadowbrookmtnkennel.homestead.com/jukebox.html


    Check out this website. We have a Mtn. Cur bred out of Jukebox Bud and she is a great dog. They may be able to help you find some good pups.
    definitely check out full cry. also depending on where you are located in ohio check at your local outdoor/hunting supply store they may have listings for hunting dogs.


    what area of ohio are you in? are you looking for male or female?


    good luck with your search. i'll keep my eye out for one.
    Good many breeders come in my work ( I work for a vet) good many curs, alot of folks use feist, not sure if you would want to have one shipped, I am in North Carolina. Also there is a website called livedeal.com , you just put in the info %26amp; see if you can find some close to you..good luck
    try here: http://omcba.homestead.com/OmcbaWelcome.鈥?/a>


    It is the homepage for the Original Mountain Cur Breeders Association. It shouldn't be too hard to find someone near you with pups

    What do baby squirrels eat?

    i got a sugar glider and i want to know what they eatWhat do baby squirrels eat?
    there is a source down below i have gave you it tells you how to feed baby's and older squirrels


    hope i helped What do baby squirrels eat?
    go to www.squirrels.org





    they have a lot of information!
    LOL


    You got an exotic pet and don't even know what it EATS?!?


    -sigh-
    you should do reasearch befor you get one. they eat fresh fruits and veggies. google the BML mixtures. AND DO SOME GOOD DAMN RESEARCH.





    they also eat insects

    Why can't humans just accept the fact that squirrels are spiritually superior organisms?

    I have already accepted that the squirrel is spiritually superior to me. As are most organisms (squirrels at the top though).





    In fact the only organisms whom I think I am spiritually superior to is theists. You know it's true.Why can't humans just accept the fact that squirrels are spiritually superior organisms?
    I praise squirrels then. Bible doesn't talk a sh*t about them though and bible is bullsh*t itself.Why can't humans just accept the fact that squirrels are spiritually superior organisms?
    cause people like you need to be tranquilized or your posts removed
    http://www.perrirhoades.furtopia.org/S11鈥?/a>





    Right now you are probly asking yourself ';What the hell is the Squirrel Clan!?'; Well at this site I hope to fill you in on most of what they human race knows about squirrels. First of I should tell you th at the Squirrel Clan is a friendly group that you should welcome into your hearts and homes. Oh yea... they are going to take over the world too. Most people look at a squirrel and think ';oh what a nice little fuzzy creature'; But I am here to tell you tha t they are accually very inteligent and complex. Much more complex then any human could be. But please don't fear their takeover because they are friendly and will treat you kindly when in power. After all they can't be much worse then the governments we have now.


    http://www.hevanet.com/benh/sqclan/index鈥?/a>
    Coming from a squirrel that's been drinking and popping pills?
    Yes, squirrels are delicious and they don't taste like chicken either. When I hunt squirrels they don't get much of a chance to tell me about their ';superior spirits'; but they do taste good so there must be some truth to your question.
    Aren't all animals that way actually all that surrounds us. What about plants?





    Most people are too busy searching elsewhere.
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  • Are flying squirrels just regular squirrels who lost a lot of weight?

    haha, no. they're a different species of squirrels. they have flaps of skin that connect their front and back legs. they don't really fly, they more jump and then glide from branch to branch.Are flying squirrels just regular squirrels who lost a lot of weight?
    no they are small squirrels,


    i live in east texas %26amp; call them sugar gliders


    they are about half the size ( or less ) of regular cat squirrels


    they have webb between arms %26amp; legs but really just ';hop'; %26amp; ';flop'; from tree to tree


    i see lots of them in the fall/ winter


    they like anything stale breaad, crackers, cereal, cheerios, even some bird seed now %26amp; again/


    Have fun !!!!Are flying squirrels just regular squirrels who lost a lot of weight?
    YES
    Flying squirrels are squirrels that have skin going from their arms to their legs like wings. They use these to glide from tree to tree.
    and developed a need for speed
    uhh... no.. lol good try tho...
    No, they have extra skin between legs on sides.
    Flying squirrels are adapted to glide through the air, by having a flap of skin which is tucked away except when traveling through the trees, and landing on unsuspecting Muffinmen.





    Seriously, we have Flying Squirrels in Missouri. I've lived here 26 years but just found out about them several years ago. Flying Squirrels are nocturnal.





    Muffinman, are you nocturnal?
    some of 'em are on a windy day
    Thanks for thought to ponder for the evening!! LOL
    The extra skin, and the aerodynamics dont lie.
    No ,they are not the same. Flying squirrels have a web of skin at their front legs to the body to glide to different trees or to escape danger.
    They're Super Squirrels
    No... when they jump and spread their from and back legs they flatten out and almost look like flat frisbee





    click below to see a photo of one.
    Completely different type of squirrel. They have extra skin between both sides of their body. Between each of their feet. The get up high and glide across a clearing.
    When and doubt, look it up on Wikipedia!





    ';The term ';flying'; is somewhat misleading, since flying squirrels are actually gliders incapable of true flight. Gliding is achieved by this animal by launching off the tops of trees and extending flaps of skin stretched from arms to legs: once they have launched themselves into the air they are highly maneuverable while in flight. Steering is accomplished by adjusting tautness of the patagium, largely controlled by a small cartilaginous wrist bone. The tail acts as a stabilizer in flight, much like the tail of a kite, and as an adjunct airfoil when ';braking'; prior to landing on a tree trunk.';
    Random question but they have furry wings to match their tail
    i think they have webbed paws
    No
    Of course. They spread the loose skin and glide on it.


    Rose P.
    their bodies are flat
    they are light weight but they also have a fold of skin under the arms that acts as a cape which allows them to glide a short distance
    Nope. I think they're hollow boned, like birds. Also, they have those flaps of skin that enable them to fly. By the way, I love your murdoc avie!! ^_^
    I think you mean sqirls.,.
    I'm not sure but i saw one pass by my window!
    I saw something on utube how someone had a slingshot rigged on their porch, the squirrels would get in it and get shot a considerable distance. If I didnt know how evil they could be, I'd have been upset by it.
    No. They have different bodies. Look it up on the internet.
    i just had to say that i cracked up at the question
    NO they are different. These squirrels dont fly they glide. http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=h鈥?/a>


    Here's a helpful link

    Where are white squirrels with red tails from?

    There was one in OhioWhere are white squirrels with red tails from?
    I had seen one in Minneaplis, MN while bicycling along the bike paths. It was on the far west side, near the lakes area.Where are white squirrels with red tails from?
    Sounds like a rare variant.
    the woods
    They are from Hell!!! Muhahahha!
    I heard there is one in Ohio.
    their mommy squirrel
    Peoria, Illinois, home of the white squirrel with red tail factory.
    They are not all that rare.


    Read:


    http://www.roadsideamerica.com/set/squir鈥?/a>

    Number of flying squirrels it takes to change a light bulb?

    3. 1 to hold the bulb and the other 2 to throw his butt towards the light fixture.Number of flying squirrels it takes to change a light bulb?
    666,666,666,666,666.666. because they are evil little fceckersNumber of flying squirrels it takes to change a light bulb?
    2?
    I'm up to 136543584321684 and I still don't know. They get the bulb out after you hit the first one with a baseball bat, but getting the next one to survive and put in the new one is hard to do.

    If evolution is real, how do you explain squirrels?

    um, what's there to explain about them?If evolution is real, how do you explain squirrels?
    What does that mean? Can you explain aardwarks? Come on now, explain your questionIf evolution is real, how do you explain squirrels?
    lol - what do you mean ';how do you explain squirrels';? Obviously they've evolved into what they are just like every other creature.
    I've got a bigger problem with slugs - but I know what you mean!
    Squirrels are just tree-climbing rats with good P.R.
    The squirrel is a result of evolution.
    Squirrels don't bother about evolution or gods..they just live their life in nature..
    They are the culmination of thousands and/or millions of years of interbreeding to the well-defined state that you see politicians today. If they aren't squirrelly, I don't know what is.
    Squirrels are mammals. They have evolved to their surroundings just like any other creature. Some squirrels evolved so much they can almost fly. All squirrels developed enough to climb tress with ease. They also evolved to live in trees, and make their home in what's available.

    Do you like squirrels or llamas better?

    Im soooo bored, soo ANSWER!!!Do you like squirrels or llamas better?
    llamas, they don't dig up the grass and bury nuts in it

    Do squirrels and cats think humans are stupid?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2hJfRAPunA





    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtiC-qCu7MIDo squirrels and cats think humans are stupid?
    of course! i speak to cats and squirrels all the time, dont you?Do squirrels and cats think humans are stupid?
    uh..yeah, suuurreee thing....
    ........Right





    OMG You are so NOT! (I am talking to you below me)
    no
    omg they were so cute!
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  • Are squirrels and rats in NYC mating and having offspring?

    they can't interbreed, but squirrels by themselves and rats by themselves sure do have lots of little 'uns running around. squirrels in the parks, rats in subways, and roaches in the buildings. its an invasion of vermin!Are squirrels and rats in NYC mating and having offspring?
    I suspect NYC and Chicago are having rat problems, but have not been there in quite a few years.





    In Detroit there is a HUGE and BURGEONING RAT POPULATION. You can see them running around everywhere, even downtown, through alleys, around the Main Post Office.





    There is a big problem in Detroit with people throwing fast food trash around. They throw it out of cars quite a bit, especially during the rats' prime feeding time, 10pm to 2am.





    There is lots of edible stuff in trash cans and dumpsters behind restaurants, and even where trash is put into cans.





    The City government is using nearly all money for salaries, very little for infrastructure, repairs, maintenance, oversight of loafing by city workers, rodent control and all the necessary items that enable a city to work.





    Police are more in demand than ever before, shootings are rampant, even in churches lately. But the police forces have been reduced owing to budget deficits caused by mismanagement.





    There has been a strange proliferation of black squirrels, it looks like they are replacing the gray ones that were vastly predominant 10 years ago. No idea why this color change, but it may keep them slightly warmer at the beginning and end of winter, when it is still cold but they are out and about looking for food.





    I have seen some squirrels here eating junk food trash, also bird nestlings. Are they becoming carnivores? That would be remarkable.





    This year we will probably find out how birds here will be affected or not by the Bird Flu.Are squirrels and rats in NYC mating and having offspring?
    Squirrels and rats are both rodents but they do not interbreed. The animals may seem to take on characteristics of the other depending on the environment they live in (squirrels may seem to have flat fur or rats the stand up kind.) It's just environmental. Nothing Sci Fi going on here.

    Pet squirrels?

    I have a baby squirrel it was born in the zoo and its now about 8 weeks old i'm needing some advice on how to care for it. one of my main questions is bathing it to rid it of fleas.Pet squirrels?
    Maybe a dry powder would work better, for some reason getting a squirrel to take a bath (peacefully) doesn't come to mind.Pet squirrels?
    You can use a dust but i would probably suggest those little containers of liquid flea and tick repellent for dogs there are usually 4 in a package and last about a month each one has about a half ounce or less of liquid in it You can buy it at walmart .Or a liquid spray repellent for cats and dogs .use the spray repellent inside his house or what ever he stays in spray the inside of it good .I used to have 4 baby squirrels and i cut a hollow log out of a tree for them to live in .It wont do much good to treat him if you don't treat the area he lives in
    You should go see a vet. It may have dangerous desises for you and your pet. You should also ask him on how to take care of it.





    Good luck


    =3
    A zoo born squirrel with fleas.. did the squirrel have the fleas when you got it and if so, shame on the zoo.





    Flea eradication on mammals:





    5% Sevin dust, commonly found in all major brands of pet flea powder works quite well and I am sure that the squirrel will like dry much better than wet. Just dust with the powder and make sure that it reaches the skin and try to keep the powder out of the eyes, nose and mouth.

    If someone yelled at you ';Evil squirrels are after you!!What would you do...?

    Would You:


    A)run and yell aswell


    B) stare blankly and walk away


    C) laugh


    D)scowl at the maniac


    E)back away slowly


    F)shush them for breaking you train of thought


    G)stare at them then yell ';Leprochauns!!! AHHHH!!';If someone yelled at you ';Evil squirrels are after you!!What would you do...?
    C]


    G]





    :DIf someone yelled at you ';Evil squirrels are after you!!What would you do...?
    I would really want to do something along the lines of G (replace ';Leprechauns'; by ';Antlions';), but would probably do something like B.
    Most definitely ';B';
    Probably G :D
    A and then turn into a B then turn into a G
    GURL iiiD RUNNN
    C


    Q - hide the nuts
    G


    I would most likely do in real life
    D
    C
    E


    then


    G


    and finaly


    A
    B.
    so G! lol!
    laugh and run
    B and c
    G. them dang leprechauns always trying to screw me over
    I would do A (pretending is F-U-N!!!).
    B and then C





    squirrel around where i live are always doing stupid things

    Do cats eat and or chase squirrels?

    will a cat sit over and watch a mole hole, goffer hole or any hole if it smelled such animalDo cats eat and or chase squirrels?
    Yes, it is possible for a cat to catch and eat a squirrel---mine did! The squirrel that my cat caught and partially ate was a northern flying squirrel. This is a very small and strictly nocturnal squirrel so you would probably never even know that they are around. I think that it would be very unusual for a cat to chase or kill the larger squirrels that are commonly seen in parks and neighborhoods.


    Yes, a cat will watch a mole or gopher hole. When my cat does that I think that she hears the animal, I don't think that she really responds to scent.


    Cats seem more inclined to wait and ambush their prey rather than chasing it.Do cats eat and or chase squirrels?
    My cat loves to chase squirrels and can spend hours watching over and sticking her paws into chipmunk holes. She really goes after chipmunks. When we found her under our shed, she was so tiny that one day a chipmunk chased her out! I think she wants revenge.





    Of course, what she hasn't figured out yet is that she has no chance of catching them because I'm standing just a few feet away holding the leash. The critters have plenty of warning that something is coming!

    Is it okay to feed these squirrels?

    These are the most unusual squirrels I have ever seen, and they are so pretty, I want to keep them hanging around. Is it okay to feed them, and what sorts of things do they like to eat?





    Here is a pic of one of them my neighbour took:





    http://s190.photobucket.com/albums/z257/鈥?/a>Is it okay to feed these squirrels?
    Them's zebra squirrels. I think they're in danger or rare or somethin.Is it okay to feed these squirrels?
    LOL. Yeah, I would advise keeping a few cans of tomato juice around the house to get rid of the smell if you get sprayed.





    My dad actually had a pet skunk when he was little....(we's country folk!). They had it's scent glands removed and he said it made a good pet after that.





    And one time an opossum was on our back porch and my mom ';hollered'; at us to come and look at the ';giant rat';.





    I'm glad I moved to the city several years ago....
    That looks like some kind of skunk-ferret with a little racoon.lol,idk what to feed it but it's cute.


    Edit-o.k.-so i've never seen a baby skunk-lol!!
    Here kitty kitty kitty!
    they are unique i see them around time to time they are unseal they eat nuts acorns and walnuts and Barrie's!!!!!!!!
    birdseed is what I feed the squirrelies at my house


    but that animal is looking a bit like a skunk
    Dude, that's a skunk. Sure, go ahead and feed it. Good luck!
    Awww. What are you doing with my kitty??
    Not sure what they are called, but they taste like chicken.





    edit: Oh hey Rousseau! I'm lovin' the new avie..so hot! ;)

    What is God's views on Squirrels?

    Will I be accepted into the pearly gates even if I stolen an acorn here and there and even have frolicked with a raccoon or two?What is God's views on Squirrels?
    Squirrels are sacred in my world aka my head. :PWhat is God's views on Squirrels?
    Which god?





    Odhinn might have a use for you, the Norns are likely to bicker at you, and I will force you out of my eaves.





    Foul squirrel! Your true name is Ratatask! Begone! Away! no more gnawing at the walls from inside! No more I say!





    Oh. Ah. Uh, Ahem. Yes, well, ok so, well there you have it then.
    ';Yes i believe you have the heart of a child,...


    as i am taught,..he/she who has the heart


    of a child is fit for the kingdom,...i'm sorry';


    i can't stop laughing,...seriously,...i gotta go


    i can't hang around here,...i bust stitches every time,...i visit


    Take care,..still laughing,...gotta get some water,..peace I'm out';,...
    God loves squirrels and does not expect them to be perfect, just as he does not expect mankind to be perfect. When he gets men and squirrels into heaven, then he will make them as perfect as He wants to do.





    Until then, we are all a little nuts.








    QUILL
    Ha ha funny question. But in everyone's mind they are going to Heaven. So even you, little squirrel, will be accepted in your own mind, but nobody ever goes to Heaven. God doesn't exist,and NO the Bible is not proof.





    I LOVE Squirrels! They are soo cute and cuddle and soft and oh so cute!!!!!
    He is a forgiving God, so I think you will be ok. BTW, be careful for those cars, especially mine, I tend not to swerve for little vermin.
    There is and never was a God. He is a fictional character from a fictional book.
    God tells us that Squirrels, because they have paws and don't chew the cud are an unclean land animal for humans to eat as a food product.
    Teehee.
    ohh he likes squirrells


    he likes them very much
    Only if you repent to the God for your hideous sins!


    If you do not, your little nutty butt will be forever in hell!
    so your saying you have done ';it';? any way and stole only if you pray for your sins
    God LOVES all of His creatures!
    I have a tattoo that says Squirrel on my back...
    They are so cute and cuddly!! :)
    i dont know if animals get in to heaven seemingly they have no souls
    yes
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    hurry please i need to know and dont skip my question! thanks thanks thanks!!!PLEASE HELP ME! are flying squirrels legal in ohio?!
    no, sorry, no wild animals : (


    I always wanted a narwhal but there illegal :'(PLEASE HELP ME! are flying squirrels legal in ohio?!
    What are you talking about?

    Which god has the best track record for finding missing Bad Squirrels?

    The God of The Dead Sea Squirrels.Which god has the best track record for finding missing Bad Squirrels?
    I'd be happy to pray to Quetzalcoatl if I thought it might bring forward the time of the Third Squirrelling.





    (((err Blahblah)))Which god has the best track record for finding missing Bad Squirrels?
    I think Zeus has the biggest nuts.
    His holiness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.





    You to can become a pastafarian.
    Zeus ,definitively Zeus! he's the man and the biggest God of them all!








    P.s. in a nutshell
    Emma Hoo, the Japanese God of hell. the bad squirrels aren't missing they just went to hell.
    I'm thinking perhaps Artemis. I know she's the goddess of the hunt, but she also protects animals and I doubt she would want to hurt a squirrel, even a naughty one.
    there are no Bad Squirrels!


    A Squirrel's gotta do what a Squirrel's gotta do to get by.


    That ain't bad, it's life


    If any god finds 'em they ain't missing no more; right?
    Me, the bad squirrels aren't missing, they are in my back yard!
    The god with such bad track is not my God.
    Not the one that talks to Bush, I do know that much. That God has given some pretty faulty intelligence.
    That would be the Forest Goddess
    Chip %26amp; Dale
    The god with the most nuts?


    .
    the invisible pink unicorn

    Weird Q,but how many Squirrels do you have in your yard??

    I have maybe 5-6,but my neighbour has like 10. I have literally have looked out the window and there are 10 squirrels eating from his food tray. That is alot isn't it? We don't have like huge yards but rather big. How many do you have roaming around?Weird Q,but how many Squirrels do you have in your yard??
    I have 5 or 6 at a time, but my mother has a ton! Usually 9 or 10 devoted squirrels because she feeds them bread w/ peanut butter on it, shelled peanuts, and whatever else she thinks they'll like. I have gotten pictures of them looking for food %26amp; they come up to the sliding glass door and tap on it to let her know they need some snacks!Weird Q,but how many Squirrels do you have in your yard??
    usually 2 or 3
    .....I live in inner city Chicago, my yard is average size, and we have at least 8 squirrels here, lol. ;-D
    I have a few, but I am the biggest one of them all. I put all the rest of them to shame...
    I have never counted but i live in suburbia and there are lots of oak trees and LOTS of squirrel i would say at least 15
    the one day I had a couple - and I'm not lying about this but the one squirrel was all white- I was like wow, because I never saw a white squirrel just on tv-it was really neat
    They don't come in the fenced part of my yard because of our dogs, but they stay in the trees behind the fence... there are usually at least 10 visible, because there are walnuts, filberts %26amp; berries....
    maybe 2... i hardly see any. i do, however, have about 20 birds.
    We don't have a lot of squirrels. We get a lot of deer, though. They drive my dog crazy.
    I have none b/c I have a dog that thinks its her job to hunt. I used to have a TON though b/c we have lots of trees...I'm talking way more than 20.

    Is it okay to feed these squirrels?

    These are the most unusual squirrels I have ever seen, and they are so pretty, I want to keep them hanging around. Is it okay to feed them, and what sorts of things do they like to eat?





    Here is a pic of one of them my neighbour took:





    http://s190.photobucket.com/albums/z257/鈥?/a>Is it okay to feed these squirrels?
    Them's zebra squirrels. I think they're in danger or rare or somethin.Is it okay to feed these squirrels?
    LOL. Yeah, I would advise keeping a few cans of tomato juice around the house to get rid of the smell if you get sprayed.





    My dad actually had a pet skunk when he was little....(we's country folk!). They had it's scent glands removed and he said it made a good pet after that.





    And one time an opossum was on our back porch and my mom ';hollered'; at us to come and look at the ';giant rat';.





    I'm glad I moved to the city several years ago....
    That looks like some kind of skunk-ferret with a little racoon.lol,idk what to feed it but it's cute.


    Edit-o.k.-so i've never seen a baby skunk-lol!!
    Here kitty kitty kitty!
    they are unique i see them around time to time they are unseal they eat nuts acorns and walnuts and Barrie's!!!!!!!!
    birdseed is what I feed the squirrelies at my house


    but that animal is looking a bit like a skunk
    Dude, that's a skunk. Sure, go ahead and feed it. Good luck!
    Awww. What are you doing with my kitty??
    Not sure what they are called, but they taste like chicken.





    edit: Oh hey Rousseau! I'm lovin' the new avie..so hot! ;)

    What is God's views on Squirrels?

    Will I be accepted into the pearly gates even if I stolen an acorn here and there and even have frolicked with a raccoon or two?What is God's views on Squirrels?
    Squirrels are sacred in my world aka my head. :PWhat is God's views on Squirrels?
    Which god?





    Odhinn might have a use for you, the Norns are likely to bicker at you, and I will force you out of my eaves.





    Foul squirrel! Your true name is Ratatask! Begone! Away! no more gnawing at the walls from inside! No more I say!





    Oh. Ah. Uh, Ahem. Yes, well, ok so, well there you have it then.
    ';Yes i believe you have the heart of a child,...


    as i am taught,..he/she who has the heart


    of a child is fit for the kingdom,...i'm sorry';


    i can't stop laughing,...seriously,...i gotta go


    i can't hang around here,...i bust stitches every time,...i visit


    Take care,..still laughing,...gotta get some water,..peace I'm out';,...
    God loves squirrels and does not expect them to be perfect, just as he does not expect mankind to be perfect. When he gets men and squirrels into heaven, then he will make them as perfect as He wants to do.





    Until then, we are all a little nuts.








    QUILL
    Ha ha funny question. But in everyone's mind they are going to Heaven. So even you, little squirrel, will be accepted in your own mind, but nobody ever goes to Heaven. God doesn't exist,and NO the Bible is not proof.





    I LOVE Squirrels! They are soo cute and cuddle and soft and oh so cute!!!!!
    He is a forgiving God, so I think you will be ok. BTW, be careful for those cars, especially mine, I tend not to swerve for little vermin.
    There is and never was a God. He is a fictional character from a fictional book.
    God tells us that Squirrels, because they have paws and don't chew the cud are an unclean land animal for humans to eat as a food product.
    Teehee.
    ohh he likes squirrells


    he likes them very much
    Only if you repent to the God for your hideous sins!


    If you do not, your little nutty butt will be forever in hell!
    so your saying you have done ';it';? any way and stole only if you pray for your sins
    God LOVES all of His creatures!
    I have a tattoo that says Squirrel on my back...
    They are so cute and cuddly!! :)
    i dont know if animals get in to heaven seemingly they have no souls
    yes

    PLEASE HELP ME! are flying squirrels legal in ohio?!

    hurry please i need to know and dont skip my question! thanks thanks thanks!!!PLEASE HELP ME! are flying squirrels legal in ohio?!
    no, sorry, no wild animals : (


    I always wanted a narwhal but there illegal :'(PLEASE HELP ME! are flying squirrels legal in ohio?!
    What are you talking about?
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  • Which god has the best track record for finding missing Bad Squirrels?

    The God of The Dead Sea Squirrels.Which god has the best track record for finding missing Bad Squirrels?
    I'd be happy to pray to Quetzalcoatl if I thought it might bring forward the time of the Third Squirrelling.





    (((err Blahblah)))Which god has the best track record for finding missing Bad Squirrels?
    I think Zeus has the biggest nuts.
    His holiness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.





    You to can become a pastafarian.
    Zeus ,definitively Zeus! he's the man and the biggest God of them all!








    P.s. in a nutshell
    Emma Hoo, the Japanese God of hell. the bad squirrels aren't missing they just went to hell.
    I'm thinking perhaps Artemis. I know she's the goddess of the hunt, but she also protects animals and I doubt she would want to hurt a squirrel, even a naughty one.
    there are no Bad Squirrels!


    A Squirrel's gotta do what a Squirrel's gotta do to get by.


    That ain't bad, it's life


    If any god finds 'em they ain't missing no more; right?
    Me, the bad squirrels aren't missing, they are in my back yard!
    The god with such bad track is not my God.
    Not the one that talks to Bush, I do know that much. That God has given some pretty faulty intelligence.
    That would be the Forest Goddess
    Chip %26amp; Dale
    The god with the most nuts?


    .
    the invisible pink unicorn

    Weird Q,but how many Squirrels do you have in your yard??

    I have maybe 5-6,but my neighbour has like 10. I have literally have looked out the window and there are 10 squirrels eating from his food tray. That is alot isn't it? We don't have like huge yards but rather big. How many do you have roaming around?Weird Q,but how many Squirrels do you have in your yard??
    I have 5 or 6 at a time, but my mother has a ton! Usually 9 or 10 devoted squirrels because she feeds them bread w/ peanut butter on it, shelled peanuts, and whatever else she thinks they'll like. I have gotten pictures of them looking for food %26amp; they come up to the sliding glass door and tap on it to let her know they need some snacks!Weird Q,but how many Squirrels do you have in your yard??
    usually 2 or 3
    .....I live in inner city Chicago, my yard is average size, and we have at least 8 squirrels here, lol. ;-D
    I have a few, but I am the biggest one of them all. I put all the rest of them to shame...
    I have never counted but i live in suburbia and there are lots of oak trees and LOTS of squirrel i would say at least 15
    the one day I had a couple - and I'm not lying about this but the one squirrel was all white- I was like wow, because I never saw a white squirrel just on tv-it was really neat
    They don't come in the fenced part of my yard because of our dogs, but they stay in the trees behind the fence... there are usually at least 10 visible, because there are walnuts, filberts %26amp; berries....
    maybe 2... i hardly see any. i do, however, have about 20 birds.
    We don't have a lot of squirrels. We get a lot of deer, though. They drive my dog crazy.
    I have none b/c I have a dog that thinks its her job to hunt. I used to have a TON though b/c we have lots of trees...I'm talking way more than 20.

    Are you expecting LOTS of squirrels in here soon?

    One may surely hope so!!Are you expecting LOTS of squirrels in here soon?
    Thanks!!

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    Are you expecting LOTS of squirrels in here soon?
    a squirrel is a member of the rodent family just like a rat


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF鈥?/a>
    Yeah!! Their gonna be red and grey and fuzzy... and HUNGRY!! hehe - i have lots of hazel nuts in a tree for them:D
    No...I feed then at around 6 :00 AM and then they are gone. They kind of eat and run until the next day.
    Yea! They are even ruling the P%26amp;S Section!


    OH NOES.
    Yes, they said they would arrive around 12pm.
    Yes i have some food ready for them!
    O yea! It's going to be the best ever when they come!
    yea they will be pretty pissed when they find out the acorns are goooooone
    i certainly hope so!.. i love squirrels...
    They're already here!! OMG they've got me!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
    soon? they're invading my garden now! get em out now!

    Did you know there are more Christians in America than squirrels?

    In the UK the American grey squirrel has almost completely taken over from the British red, which is smaller and has cute tufts of fur on it ears. They carry diseases that kill our squirrels off. Our red squirrels can only get by in pine forests as the grey doesn't go there. You are welcome to come to the UK any day and bring your tree-rats back to whence they came.Did you know there are more Christians in America than squirrels?
    So some of you want to kill us all, huh?


    Wow....just because I believe in God and try to be a good person, you think I deserve to be shot? Really?Did you know there are more Christians in America than squirrels?
    But you can't make fur coats out of Christians.
    Well there's a scary thought....
    Wow, that makes me want to cry. Why do you have to tell me things like that.





    On another note: Aren't squrriels so cute. You ever watch one bury a nut? It's really cute. The carry the nut in their mouth and dig a hole. Then shove it nice and good down in the hole with their head. Then they cover it back up. But the really cute part is. They pat the ground when all done.
    and were allowed to cull squirrels........
    Now that's just frightening.
    But, do we have a comparison of ';true'; squirrels to ';true'; Christians. My guess is that all squirrels recognize each other as true.

    Why do male squirrels chase female squirrels? are they courting?

    I think this will help you.





    http://www.squirrels.org/faq.htmlWhy do male squirrels chase female squirrels? are they courting?
    How can you tell it is a male chasing the female? Maybe the female is chasing the male! Or maybe it is two females or two males!! They are probably just playing!Why do male squirrels chase female squirrels? are they courting?
    They are just being squirrely !!!


    Sorry I had to say it! LOL


    But yes, it's a way to catch the females attention to mate.
    Courting is *human* behaviour.
    YYYYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!! no duh it's either that or the girls stole his nuts.














    ps. that had to hurt (jk)
    their just NUTS about girl squirrels
    squriells r perverts ;]. lol

    How do i clean squirrels so i can eat them?

    Pretty easy, really.


    After you kill the squirrel, take your knife and cut a hole in the center of his back, crosswise of his body. Make the hole about a inch wide. Next, insert on finger from either hand into the opening, and pull just enough to make the hole large enough to get a better grip with more fingers. Then just pull your hands apart. The skin will usually tear around the squirrel, leaving it looking very much like a pair of pants and a shirt on the squirrel. Pull off the top part first, the ';shirt'; pulling the skin up until his wrist and neck is free of skin. Then break the wrist and cut loose below the freed skin. Remove the head, and the skin from the ';shirt'; has the head and front feet in it. Unless you plan on eating the brains, throw it away. Personally, I'll leave squirrel brains and scrambled eggs to the old-timers!


    Next, hit the bottom half, the ';pants'; Same basic procedure, but this time you're gonna have some intestines at the bottom, and if it was a male squirrel there's gonna be some more equipment down there...just yank it or cut it off.


    Now when you open it up, use just the tip of your knife. Put your finger on the backside of the blade, about a half inch or so from the point, so you don't bust any internal organs. Horrible smell...avoid if possible. Start at the pelvis and run the blade all the way up to the ribcage. At this point, rupturing organs are no longer a concern, so go ahead and slice the ribcage open, sternum to throat. Slide your fingers into the abdomen cavity, and pull out the internals. Make sure you get all of it; it's not hard. Next, remove the lungs and heart. Make sure to get the windpipe. Also, remember to bust the pelvis and make sure you get all the intestines and any droppings that may have squeezed out.


    Take the squirrel inside, wash it with cold water, remove the legs and cut in half about halfway up the body. Fill a fairly large bowl with saltwater, and put the dressed squirrel in it and put the whole thing in the refridgerator for at least a few hours, or overnight. Then, pull the squirrel out, wash it, and either cook it, or freeze it.


    I, personally, prefer mine fried, although squirrel dumplings are great, too...How do i clean squirrels so i can eat them?
    slice the hide across the back making a large enough cut to get 2 fingers from each hand under the hide pull equally towards the head %26amp; the tail, pull the hide in front up to the head and cut the head off freeing the hide as well, do the same thing on the tail end, you can cut the paws off first to make it easier, after the head %26amp; hide are off open up the belly %26amp; gut the squirrel, wash the carcass well season and roast, bake, fry or stew to taste.How do i clean squirrels so i can eat them?
    officer 23 has it right. I like to make my cut on the back skin high and that way, I can pull the ';shirt'; up and cut off the paws and head right there. I then pull the ';pants'; off the squirrel and then gut it and wash it out after cutting off the tail and feet. Then soak them overnight in salt water. Good eating!
    Well, I had a baby hawk one time and had to teach the bird to eat, fly, kill etc. I did in my share of squirrels to feed that hawk. Once you start taking of the skin it's pretty self explanatory. Plenty of meat on a squirrel, I was amazed myself.
    Cut off the head, tail and feet, then skin and gut them. A little salt and garlic, then into the frying pan. Yum.
    ummm thats kind of wierd..
    1 - catch squirrel





    2 - kill squirrel by slicing throat - hang upside down to drain blood





    3. skin squirrel





    4 - gut squirrel





    5 - BBQ squirrel and enjoy with a nice glass of Shiraz
    Officer has got it. That is the fastest and easiest way to do it. I got 15 the little buggers in my freezer. And they are tasty.
    Are you a hillbillbillie?
    Uh..why would you eat a squirrel? They're so darn adorable!
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    IM JUST OBSERVING BY THE WAYWhen is the best time to look for baby grey squirrels if you live in manitoba canada,?
    Spring or fall. In spring, it won't be so cold. During fall, there will be plenty of nuts for them to eat.When is the best time to look for baby grey squirrels if you live in manitoba canada,?
    Wow you live in manitoba??? Cool? I don't know the answer to your question, but I bet you could observe polar bears instead.

    PLEASE HELP ME! are flying squirrels legal in ohio?!

    hurry please i need to know and dont skip my question! thanks thanks thanks!!!PLEASE HELP ME! are flying squirrels legal in ohio?!
    no, sorry, no wild animals : (


    I always wanted a narwhal but there illegal :'(PLEASE HELP ME! are flying squirrels legal in ohio?!
    What are you talking about?

    Which god has the best track record for finding missing Bad Squirrels?

    The God of The Dead Sea Squirrels.Which god has the best track record for finding missing Bad Squirrels?
    I'd be happy to pray to Quetzalcoatl if I thought it might bring forward the time of the Third Squirrelling.





    (((err Blahblah)))Which god has the best track record for finding missing Bad Squirrels?
    I think Zeus has the biggest nuts.
    His holiness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.





    You to can become a pastafarian.
    Zeus ,definitively Zeus! he's the man and the biggest God of them all!








    P.s. in a nutshell
    Emma Hoo, the Japanese God of hell. the bad squirrels aren't missing they just went to hell.
    I'm thinking perhaps Artemis. I know she's the goddess of the hunt, but she also protects animals and I doubt she would want to hurt a squirrel, even a naughty one.
    there are no Bad Squirrels!


    A Squirrel's gotta do what a Squirrel's gotta do to get by.


    That ain't bad, it's life


    If any god finds 'em they ain't missing no more; right?
    Me, the bad squirrels aren't missing, they are in my back yard!
    The god with such bad track is not my God.
    Not the one that talks to Bush, I do know that much. That God has given some pretty faulty intelligence.
    That would be the Forest Goddess
    Chip %26amp; Dale
    The god with the most nuts?


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    the invisible pink unicorn

    Weird Q,but how many Squirrels do you have in your yard??

    I have maybe 5-6,but my neighbour has like 10. I have literally have looked out the window and there are 10 squirrels eating from his food tray. That is alot isn't it? We don't have like huge yards but rather big. How many do you have roaming around?Weird Q,but how many Squirrels do you have in your yard??
    I have 5 or 6 at a time, but my mother has a ton! Usually 9 or 10 devoted squirrels because she feeds them bread w/ peanut butter on it, shelled peanuts, and whatever else she thinks they'll like. I have gotten pictures of them looking for food %26amp; they come up to the sliding glass door and tap on it to let her know they need some snacks!Weird Q,but how many Squirrels do you have in your yard??
    usually 2 or 3
    .....I live in inner city Chicago, my yard is average size, and we have at least 8 squirrels here, lol. ;-D
    I have a few, but I am the biggest one of them all. I put all the rest of them to shame...
    I have never counted but i live in suburbia and there are lots of oak trees and LOTS of squirrel i would say at least 15
    the one day I had a couple - and I'm not lying about this but the one squirrel was all white- I was like wow, because I never saw a white squirrel just on tv-it was really neat
    They don't come in the fenced part of my yard because of our dogs, but they stay in the trees behind the fence... there are usually at least 10 visible, because there are walnuts, filberts %26amp; berries....
    maybe 2... i hardly see any. i do, however, have about 20 birds.
    We don't have a lot of squirrels. We get a lot of deer, though. They drive my dog crazy.
    I have none b/c I have a dog that thinks its her job to hunt. I used to have a TON though b/c we have lots of trees...I'm talking way more than 20.

    Are you expecting LOTS of squirrels in here soon?

    One may surely hope so!!Are you expecting LOTS of squirrels in here soon?
    Thanks!!

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    Are you expecting LOTS of squirrels in here soon?
    a squirrel is a member of the rodent family just like a rat


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF鈥?/a>
    Yeah!! Their gonna be red and grey and fuzzy... and HUNGRY!! hehe - i have lots of hazel nuts in a tree for them:D
    No...I feed then at around 6 :00 AM and then they are gone. They kind of eat and run until the next day.
    Yea! They are even ruling the P%26amp;S Section!


    OH NOES.
    Yes, they said they would arrive around 12pm.
    Yes i have some food ready for them!
    O yea! It's going to be the best ever when they come!
    yea they will be pretty pissed when they find out the acorns are goooooone
    i certainly hope so!.. i love squirrels...
    They're already here!! OMG they've got me!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
    soon? they're invading my garden now! get em out now!

    Did you know there are more Christians in America than squirrels?

    In the UK the American grey squirrel has almost completely taken over from the British red, which is smaller and has cute tufts of fur on it ears. They carry diseases that kill our squirrels off. Our red squirrels can only get by in pine forests as the grey doesn't go there. You are welcome to come to the UK any day and bring your tree-rats back to whence they came.Did you know there are more Christians in America than squirrels?
    So some of you want to kill us all, huh?


    Wow....just because I believe in God and try to be a good person, you think I deserve to be shot? Really?Did you know there are more Christians in America than squirrels?
    But you can't make fur coats out of Christians.
    Well there's a scary thought....
    Wow, that makes me want to cry. Why do you have to tell me things like that.





    On another note: Aren't squrriels so cute. You ever watch one bury a nut? It's really cute. The carry the nut in their mouth and dig a hole. Then shove it nice and good down in the hole with their head. Then they cover it back up. But the really cute part is. They pat the ground when all done.
    and were allowed to cull squirrels........
    Now that's just frightening.
    But, do we have a comparison of ';true'; squirrels to ';true'; Christians. My guess is that all squirrels recognize each other as true.
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  • Why do male squirrels chase female squirrels? are they courting?

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    http://www.squirrels.org/faq.htmlWhy do male squirrels chase female squirrels? are they courting?
    How can you tell it is a male chasing the female? Maybe the female is chasing the male! Or maybe it is two females or two males!! They are probably just playing!Why do male squirrels chase female squirrels? are they courting?
    They are just being squirrely !!!


    Sorry I had to say it! LOL


    But yes, it's a way to catch the females attention to mate.
    Courting is *human* behaviour.
    YYYYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!! no duh it's either that or the girls stole his nuts.














    ps. that had to hurt (jk)
    their just NUTS about girl squirrels
    squriells r perverts ;]. lol

    How do i clean squirrels so i can eat them?

    Pretty easy, really.


    After you kill the squirrel, take your knife and cut a hole in the center of his back, crosswise of his body. Make the hole about a inch wide. Next, insert on finger from either hand into the opening, and pull just enough to make the hole large enough to get a better grip with more fingers. Then just pull your hands apart. The skin will usually tear around the squirrel, leaving it looking very much like a pair of pants and a shirt on the squirrel. Pull off the top part first, the ';shirt'; pulling the skin up until his wrist and neck is free of skin. Then break the wrist and cut loose below the freed skin. Remove the head, and the skin from the ';shirt'; has the head and front feet in it. Unless you plan on eating the brains, throw it away. Personally, I'll leave squirrel brains and scrambled eggs to the old-timers!


    Next, hit the bottom half, the ';pants'; Same basic procedure, but this time you're gonna have some intestines at the bottom, and if it was a male squirrel there's gonna be some more equipment down there...just yank it or cut it off.


    Now when you open it up, use just the tip of your knife. Put your finger on the backside of the blade, about a half inch or so from the point, so you don't bust any internal organs. Horrible smell...avoid if possible. Start at the pelvis and run the blade all the way up to the ribcage. At this point, rupturing organs are no longer a concern, so go ahead and slice the ribcage open, sternum to throat. Slide your fingers into the abdomen cavity, and pull out the internals. Make sure you get all of it; it's not hard. Next, remove the lungs and heart. Make sure to get the windpipe. Also, remember to bust the pelvis and make sure you get all the intestines and any droppings that may have squeezed out.


    Take the squirrel inside, wash it with cold water, remove the legs and cut in half about halfway up the body. Fill a fairly large bowl with saltwater, and put the dressed squirrel in it and put the whole thing in the refridgerator for at least a few hours, or overnight. Then, pull the squirrel out, wash it, and either cook it, or freeze it.


    I, personally, prefer mine fried, although squirrel dumplings are great, too...How do i clean squirrels so i can eat them?
    slice the hide across the back making a large enough cut to get 2 fingers from each hand under the hide pull equally towards the head %26amp; the tail, pull the hide in front up to the head and cut the head off freeing the hide as well, do the same thing on the tail end, you can cut the paws off first to make it easier, after the head %26amp; hide are off open up the belly %26amp; gut the squirrel, wash the carcass well season and roast, bake, fry or stew to taste.How do i clean squirrels so i can eat them?
    officer 23 has it right. I like to make my cut on the back skin high and that way, I can pull the ';shirt'; up and cut off the paws and head right there. I then pull the ';pants'; off the squirrel and then gut it and wash it out after cutting off the tail and feet. Then soak them overnight in salt water. Good eating!
    Well, I had a baby hawk one time and had to teach the bird to eat, fly, kill etc. I did in my share of squirrels to feed that hawk. Once you start taking of the skin it's pretty self explanatory. Plenty of meat on a squirrel, I was amazed myself.
    Cut off the head, tail and feet, then skin and gut them. A little salt and garlic, then into the frying pan. Yum.
    ummm thats kind of wierd..
    1 - catch squirrel





    2 - kill squirrel by slicing throat - hang upside down to drain blood





    3. skin squirrel





    4 - gut squirrel





    5 - BBQ squirrel and enjoy with a nice glass of Shiraz
    Officer has got it. That is the fastest and easiest way to do it. I got 15 the little buggers in my freezer. And they are tasty.
    Are you a hillbillbillie?
    Uh..why would you eat a squirrel? They're so darn adorable!