Saturday, August 21, 2010

Are you expecting LOTS of squirrels in here soon?

One may surely hope so!!Are you expecting LOTS of squirrels in here soon?
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Are you expecting LOTS of squirrels in here soon?
a squirrel is a member of the rodent family just like a rat


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Yeah!! Their gonna be red and grey and fuzzy... and HUNGRY!! hehe - i have lots of hazel nuts in a tree for them:D
No...I feed then at around 6 :00 AM and then they are gone. They kind of eat and run until the next day.
Yea! They are even ruling the P%26amp;S Section!


OH NOES.
Yes, they said they would arrive around 12pm.
Yes i have some food ready for them!
O yea! It's going to be the best ever when they come!
yea they will be pretty pissed when they find out the acorns are goooooone
i certainly hope so!.. i love squirrels...
They're already here!! OMG they've got me!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
soon? they're invading my garden now! get em out now!

Did you know there are more Christians in America than squirrels?

In the UK the American grey squirrel has almost completely taken over from the British red, which is smaller and has cute tufts of fur on it ears. They carry diseases that kill our squirrels off. Our red squirrels can only get by in pine forests as the grey doesn't go there. You are welcome to come to the UK any day and bring your tree-rats back to whence they came.Did you know there are more Christians in America than squirrels?
So some of you want to kill us all, huh?


Wow....just because I believe in God and try to be a good person, you think I deserve to be shot? Really?Did you know there are more Christians in America than squirrels?
But you can't make fur coats out of Christians.
Well there's a scary thought....
Wow, that makes me want to cry. Why do you have to tell me things like that.





On another note: Aren't squrriels so cute. You ever watch one bury a nut? It's really cute. The carry the nut in their mouth and dig a hole. Then shove it nice and good down in the hole with their head. Then they cover it back up. But the really cute part is. They pat the ground when all done.
and were allowed to cull squirrels........
Now that's just frightening.
But, do we have a comparison of ';true'; squirrels to ';true'; Christians. My guess is that all squirrels recognize each other as true.
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  • Why do male squirrels chase female squirrels? are they courting?

    I think this will help you.





    http://www.squirrels.org/faq.htmlWhy do male squirrels chase female squirrels? are they courting?
    How can you tell it is a male chasing the female? Maybe the female is chasing the male! Or maybe it is two females or two males!! They are probably just playing!Why do male squirrels chase female squirrels? are they courting?
    They are just being squirrely !!!


    Sorry I had to say it! LOL


    But yes, it's a way to catch the females attention to mate.
    Courting is *human* behaviour.
    YYYYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!! no duh it's either that or the girls stole his nuts.














    ps. that had to hurt (jk)
    their just NUTS about girl squirrels
    squriells r perverts ;]. lol

    How do i clean squirrels so i can eat them?

    Pretty easy, really.


    After you kill the squirrel, take your knife and cut a hole in the center of his back, crosswise of his body. Make the hole about a inch wide. Next, insert on finger from either hand into the opening, and pull just enough to make the hole large enough to get a better grip with more fingers. Then just pull your hands apart. The skin will usually tear around the squirrel, leaving it looking very much like a pair of pants and a shirt on the squirrel. Pull off the top part first, the ';shirt'; pulling the skin up until his wrist and neck is free of skin. Then break the wrist and cut loose below the freed skin. Remove the head, and the skin from the ';shirt'; has the head and front feet in it. Unless you plan on eating the brains, throw it away. Personally, I'll leave squirrel brains and scrambled eggs to the old-timers!


    Next, hit the bottom half, the ';pants'; Same basic procedure, but this time you're gonna have some intestines at the bottom, and if it was a male squirrel there's gonna be some more equipment down there...just yank it or cut it off.


    Now when you open it up, use just the tip of your knife. Put your finger on the backside of the blade, about a half inch or so from the point, so you don't bust any internal organs. Horrible smell...avoid if possible. Start at the pelvis and run the blade all the way up to the ribcage. At this point, rupturing organs are no longer a concern, so go ahead and slice the ribcage open, sternum to throat. Slide your fingers into the abdomen cavity, and pull out the internals. Make sure you get all of it; it's not hard. Next, remove the lungs and heart. Make sure to get the windpipe. Also, remember to bust the pelvis and make sure you get all the intestines and any droppings that may have squeezed out.


    Take the squirrel inside, wash it with cold water, remove the legs and cut in half about halfway up the body. Fill a fairly large bowl with saltwater, and put the dressed squirrel in it and put the whole thing in the refridgerator for at least a few hours, or overnight. Then, pull the squirrel out, wash it, and either cook it, or freeze it.


    I, personally, prefer mine fried, although squirrel dumplings are great, too...How do i clean squirrels so i can eat them?
    slice the hide across the back making a large enough cut to get 2 fingers from each hand under the hide pull equally towards the head %26amp; the tail, pull the hide in front up to the head and cut the head off freeing the hide as well, do the same thing on the tail end, you can cut the paws off first to make it easier, after the head %26amp; hide are off open up the belly %26amp; gut the squirrel, wash the carcass well season and roast, bake, fry or stew to taste.How do i clean squirrels so i can eat them?
    officer 23 has it right. I like to make my cut on the back skin high and that way, I can pull the ';shirt'; up and cut off the paws and head right there. I then pull the ';pants'; off the squirrel and then gut it and wash it out after cutting off the tail and feet. Then soak them overnight in salt water. Good eating!
    Well, I had a baby hawk one time and had to teach the bird to eat, fly, kill etc. I did in my share of squirrels to feed that hawk. Once you start taking of the skin it's pretty self explanatory. Plenty of meat on a squirrel, I was amazed myself.
    Cut off the head, tail and feet, then skin and gut them. A little salt and garlic, then into the frying pan. Yum.
    ummm thats kind of wierd..
    1 - catch squirrel





    2 - kill squirrel by slicing throat - hang upside down to drain blood





    3. skin squirrel





    4 - gut squirrel





    5 - BBQ squirrel and enjoy with a nice glass of Shiraz
    Officer has got it. That is the fastest and easiest way to do it. I got 15 the little buggers in my freezer. And they are tasty.
    Are you a hillbillbillie?
    Uh..why would you eat a squirrel? They're so darn adorable!

    When is the best time to look for baby grey squirrels if you live in manitoba canada,?

    IM JUST OBSERVING BY THE WAYWhen is the best time to look for baby grey squirrels if you live in manitoba canada,?
    Spring or fall. In spring, it won't be so cold. During fall, there will be plenty of nuts for them to eat.When is the best time to look for baby grey squirrels if you live in manitoba canada,?
    Wow you live in manitoba??? Cool? I don't know the answer to your question, but I bet you could observe polar bears instead.

    Can black squirrels mate with grey squirrels?

    That is the problem with common names. black squirrels can be fox squirrels or grey squirrels depending on what region you are in.





    In truth if the black squirrel you are talking about is a grey then yes. If it is a fox then no (at least not likely, there is the ocassional gray, fox hybrid).





    PS. I just found out that grey squirrel can also be referred to as black squirrels, just goes to show that you can still learn something new.Can black squirrels mate with grey squirrels?
    Yes, but there is a positive chance of a negative result !Can black squirrels mate with grey squirrels?
    Funny you should ask that!


    Yesterday I saw a grey squirrel running along the road with a red head, so it looks like red and grey can breed.


    Cant say I have ever seen a black squirrel?
    Sure, squirrels aren't prejudice.
    Yes, they are the same species, same animal. The ';black'; squirrel is a color phase of the Gray squirrel. What's called a melanistic characteristic.





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    yeah


    but would they really want to???

    How often do squirrels fall out of trees? saw one yesterday that fell 40 ft.?

    don't know... and i'm kinda ashamed to say this but i'd be laughing my butt off if it saw this happen. i can just imagine them squeeking as they fall... (sorry, overactive imagination)How often do squirrels fall out of trees? saw one yesterday that fell 40 ft.?
    really? 40 ft., did it survive??How often do squirrels fall out of trees? saw one yesterday that fell 40 ft.?
    I wonder what that squirrel was smoking..lol
    lol lol thats funny. NO! I AM NOT AN ANIMAL HATER! but anyway, it happens often, animals lose footing and fall. Birds fall too, if thier babies and they can't quite grip the tree branch right.
    May have been a stunt squirrel ... were they filming?
    Depends on if they loose there footing...





    Question is... how far can a squirrel fall and not mess itself up...
    lol, this is funny, i know it's mean to do so, but me and my friend is laughing so hard that we have a stomachace right now. did it really fell 40 ft? if you don't mind i'm gonna take this idea and ask my math teacher tomorrow, she hates it when i ask these kinds of questions. Well, maybe the squirrel was doing suicide. Think about what the squirrel did before he/she fall. Squirrels are like people, they have feeling. It's not a supprise if it was commiting suicide. Anyway, your question is still wicked funny.
    lol